--> Theres nothing fancier than wearing a top-hat.
Theres nothing fancier than wearing a top-hat.


spookymoongoddess:

prasejeebus:

me


my anaconda don’t

spookymoongoddess:

prasejeebus:

me

my anaconda don’t

(Source: dickscratch, via hu55y)

24801 clowns | 1 hour ago

roxxanne-blood:

theconcealedweapon:

Youth: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. You’re too young to know that. You’re just going through a phase.

Adult: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. If you were, you would have known a long time ago.

THANK YOU

(via i-have-the-worst-spooky-url)

26334 clowns | 1 hour ago
k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

(Source: les-memorables, via preciouskillian)

467016 clowns | 1 hour ago

xchrononautx:

retcum:

bye

this is satisfying as fuck for some reason.

go ahead.

do it.

drag the sponge.

dip it in the water and scrubbbbbbbbbbb

(Source: cleancore, via clearspanties)

86383 clowns | 1 hour ago
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via samniplex)

906965 clowns | 1 hour ago
butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox, via samniplex)

581181 clowns | 1 hour ago

periodpoops:

tumblr is so comforting

the same people on your dash every day

posting nice things

no pressure of conversation

they’re just there

with their little icons and stuff

i love the internet.

(Source: featherframe, via cumberbitch-please)

287717 clowns | 6 hours ago
brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…

brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…

(Source: biencorrect, via carmilla-the-useless-lesbian)

441680 clowns | 2 days ago

chileanweas:

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

holy shit

(Source: electr0dance, via cumberbitch-please)

419589 clowns | 2 days ago

rebelfreakat221b:

bringingthetruthback:

buns-enburner:

I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.

stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one

And thats we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single

(via radioactivetirade)

117970 clowns | 2 days ago

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via ayosta)

159322 clowns | 2 days ago

yennranmma:

whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls  my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die

(via radioactivetirade)

215677 clowns | 2 days ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

(via bansheebarr)

37764 clowns | 2 days ago
thingswewontremember:

supersmashkev:

the world is saved

fucking tourist 

thingswewontremember:

supersmashkev:

the world is saved

fucking tourist 

(Source: misterwooff, via kissingthewrongclone)

109359 clowns | 2 days ago