Youth: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].
Society: No you’re not. You’re too young to know that. You’re just going through a phase.
Adult: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].
Society: No you’re not. If you were, you would have known a long time ago.
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post
this is satisfying as fuck for some reason.
drag the sponge.
dip it in the water and scrubbbbbbbbbbb
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!
tumblr is so comforting
the same people on your dash every day
posting nice things
no pressure of conversation
they’re just there
with their little icons and stuff
i love the internet.
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…
I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.
stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one
And thats we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die